26 July 2008

$400



My paycheck is over for hundred clams this time. I just got it and I'm happy. Yay! Most money I've made in a year! Horay! Ok, now I can pay bills. Booo.

Do you know what is rude about the Holiday Inn? When some bloke makes a reservation and he has a credit card on file said bloke is charged if the bloke doesn't show. I do this with pleasure. I say "fuck you" every time I click [check in] "Hicks, Alfred" for example.

Today is my first day alone at the front desk. My first customer today was James Blunt's tour manager. Subsequently I checked out his entourage. All blokes. Hence the usage of "bloke" in my previous paragraph. I am a big Blunt fan. I saw him on BBC's Top Gear or some shit and he seemed very down to earth. I wanted to meet him. Say "Mr. Blunt I saw the interview you did on Top Gear! Brilliant!" Speaking of brilliance, why do British people still use words like "fantastic" "super" "brilliant" in their vernacular? These words are driven into us by stickers received in elementary school. I had a book of them. I'd like to use these words again but it the words would sound forced. Like calling a dude a bloke.

18 July 2008

oh dude.


I'm so sleepy man. Shouldn't have had that Boo-Koo energy drink right away. Usually I don't ever feel than pang of tiredness that causes the nodding of the head unless I'm driving. I know scary right. If only I had an x-box 360. Laud knows any blood pumping male could stay up till the break of dawn playing video games.

I should be using this time at work to write an apologetic e-mail to Leslie. Poor thing. She is convinced that I don't want to spend time with her. I try to tell her that I need to make other friends like Dan Good. She understands. My BIG problem is that I told her that I would call her after the soccer game but I forgot. I'm very forgetful. I hate it. I'll make it up to her. I'll finish that mix CD that I've been perfecting over the past few weeks.

Shit!! I'm in need of a bed. Crash.

08 July 2008

reducing our dependency on foreign oil

Some dude from Tyson Chicken just came in to the Holiday Inn. I had him sign the wrong reservation sheet. What a mistake! Now His room number isn't going into the computer. Why not? He mentioned that he changed his departure date. This is the most boring blog why should anyone read it? I hope no one ever reads it except Jon Allison and now I'm feeling kind of drunk.. The type that is easily confused with fatigue. Similarities include dizziness, slow thinking, staring, and bad posture. I've got 5 more hours of this life. Then go back to the fucking cornerstone. I hate the name of my house. The house in which I live alone. It's at the corner of fairly busy intersection. The intersection is loudest when I get off of work at 7am.