My paycheck is over for hundred clams this time. I just got it and I'm happy. Yay! Most money I've made in a year! Horay! Ok, now I can pay bills. Booo.
Do you know what is rude about the Holiday Inn? When some bloke makes a reservation and he has a credit card on file said bloke is charged if the bloke doesn't show. I do this with pleasure. I say "fuck you" every time I click [check in] "Hicks, Alfred" for example.
Today is my first day alone at the front desk. My first customer today was James Blunt's tour manager. Subsequently I checked out his entourage. All blokes. Hence the usage of "bloke" in my previous paragraph. I am a big Blunt fan. I saw him on BBC's Top Gear or some shit and he seemed very down to earth. I wanted to meet him. Say "Mr. Blunt I saw the interview you did on Top Gear! Brilliant!" Speaking of brilliance, why do British people still use words like "fantastic" "super" "brilliant" in their vernacular? These words are driven into us by stickers received in elementary school. I had a book of them. I'd like to use these words again but it the words would sound forced. Like calling a dude a bloke.
