13 August 2008

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I just thought of the most bull shit thing I've ever heard. Hudson Jon Andrew maybe Bryce and I were in China taking Kung Fu lessons and Hudson thought he'd show off his back flip. Our kung fu master was impressed. This is what Andrew told us he said; "if someone has a gun and shoots at you, do your back flip and he'll miss." Ok that's bull shit man. I don't know why we didn't make fun of him then. Guess what, he told us that we could get chi in our bones to make them harder than bones should be. So hard that when we knock on them they could sound like a hard wood. You can't. That guy was full of bull shit. He did teach us a pretty cool routine though.

I also get really mad when I hear John McCain talk. I even get especially mad when he uses the word "friends" in every point he is trying to make.

Shout out to the person who reads my cool blog: An Lesle Jaksen She goes by "lesl"

Hey what about that M. Phelps huh? Sooo good right. I wish I were him but really smart like Martin Luther King Jr. and also had smaller ears.